MIXED VEGETABLE SOUP
The pseudo-Chinese with cello tape over his temples
The king of martial arts movies is here! Watch Mixed Vegetable Soup, the pseudo-Chinese with cello tape over his temples, take his revenge on seven deadliest villians China has ever seen! All for the kneecaps of his broken master – Chi Knees Marshall Hearts! The bloodiest, nastiest, crudest, funniest and dirtiest pseudo-chinese action film.
‘The deadly seven asked for it! And so did the audience, in their bloodthirsty dizziness!‘ – Times of Gigglin Donkys
‘The audience will simply love the pseudo-Chinese…and his cello tape, of course!‘ – Daily Drivel
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